Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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