all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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