Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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