i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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