You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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