Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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