Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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