If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
