some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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