We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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