the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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