Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I understand Curling. That high.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize