It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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