I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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