: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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