i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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