i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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