You surviving the open bar?
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Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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