fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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