So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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