does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
