Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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