Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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