yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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