i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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