This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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