Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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