if i can run in heels then i can drive
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
