she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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