A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Is it penis luge time yet?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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