If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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