I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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