have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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