He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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