I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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