My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think a kid would responsible me up
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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