So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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