Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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