I'm so fucking centered right now
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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