Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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