the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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