i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize