the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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