Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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