Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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