quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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