so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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