I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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