If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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