Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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