She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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