Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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