i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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