Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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